| Jake: | What if Mary was the first to scream "Oh God" and it just caught on? |
| Me: | Hahaha. Where did screaming "Jesus Christ" come from then? |
| Jake: | The other Mary... |
| Me: | Yeah, it would be awkward to yell your lover's dad's name out in bed... |
| Jake: | It would be creepy indeed. |
| Me: | I bet Jesus lost quite a few ladies thanks to that issue. |
| Jake: | "Well, I thought it was gonna be a good night, but she kept screaming for my dad." - JC |
| Me: | Ahahaha. Texts from last night Jesus! |
